I love his work; he always has something interesting and
amusing to say. I also admire the fact that he is not afraid to speak his mind and
he does so in such a manner that you will keep you entertained throughout and anticipating
what comes next.
Please welcome Gordon Rupe to The Insane Asylum and show him
that us crazies can get a party started just as good, or even better, than any
other group out there in cyberspace.
Gordon’s Bubblews page http://www.bubblews.com/account/78865-gordonrupe
MJM
Now on to the show...
"The IQ of a Carrot Stick (or Lower)"
"The IQ of a Carrot Stick (or Lower)"
Ah, the golden age of Television. When writers knew they were writers and stars knew they were stars and the two never met.
In these days and times it seems anyone can be a writer….EVEN ME!
We are here to talk about Suzanne Somers. At the beginning
of the month, she went on a tear about how she had some bright idea.
Somers, 67, is known for her roles on ‘Three’s Company’,
‘She’s The Sheriff’ and ‘Step by Step’.
Somers role on ‘Three’s Company’ was simple, she played a
dumb blonde. I use the word ‘played’ very loosely.
Anyhow, she got this idea that there needs to be a new
version of the show and it needs to star her and John Ritter’s son, Jason.
In Somers mind,
"...Jack and Chrissy got married and they had Jason [Ritter]. It is
the first acting idea I've had that has made my heart flutter."
What a fuckin moron.
Trying to be diplomatic, Jason Ritter, 33, had a short and
sweet reply - "It's very sweet."
Let’s break this down. John Ritter was on ‘Three’s Company’ from
1976-1984 when it ended, and then on its other incarnation in 1984, ‘Three’s a
Crowd’, that only lasted a year. Ritter was the star of the very popular show
‘8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter’ at the time of his sudden and
untimely death in 2004, that show co-stared Katy Segal who went on to do the
very popular show ‘Sons of Anarchy’ and the show also spawned Kelly Cuoco who
is known for her role as ‘Penny’ on ‘The Big Bang Theory’, after Ritter’s
death, the shows name was changed to ‘8 simple rules’ and lasted only a year
afterwards.
Joyce DeWitt, who was also on ‘Three’s Company’ from 1976 to
1984, went on to do bit parts in shows like ‘The Love Boat’ and the ever
forgettable movie,
‘Airplane: The Sequel’ before fading into obscurity.
Suzanne ‘Thigh-master’ Somers has had a career in Hollywood
that can only be described as laughable. Somers WAS NOT in the original cast
for ‘Three’s Company’ and she joined the show in 1977 and only lasted until
1981.
The only other true hit she had was ‘Step by Step’ with
former ‘Dallas’ star,
Patrick Duffy. That show lasted for 7 years.
Earlier I said I used the term ‘played’ loosely in regards
to her role as a dumb blonde and this is why.
Earlier this month she had a chat with the Wall Street
Journal, and I have no idea why…Any who, she went on about how Obamacare AKA
the Affordable Medical Act is a “Ponzi scheme”….Really? She is throwing stones?
Isn’t she the one who sold people hunks of medal to put between their legs and
said they could lose weigh doing so….?
Somers said, "Boomers are smart. They see the train
wreck coming...most I speak with think the Affordable Care Act is a greater
Ponzi scheme than that pulled off by Bernie Madoff."
Like she has any idea who Madoff is….come on, don’t…just don’t.
So, now she wants to act like she knows what she is talking
about and then come up with an idea like the new three’s company….
Writers are meant to write, actors are meant to act. Idiots
are meant to amuse.
Don’t believe me? Then I have two words for you: Sarah Palin
Thanks to Mike for this opportunity to pollute his blog with the thoughts of this madman!
My Private Idaho - My Article Archive:
Sources:
Nov.5
Cast and info
Three's company
Photo Credit: Wikipedia.org
This is fan-fucking-tastic. Brilliant. I laughed, I learned, and I peed.
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Hate Suzanne Somers (and I hate Sarah Palin). God help the world if they do a spin-off of Three's Company. John Ritter will roll in his grave!
ReplyDeleteHow about a spin off with Somers and Palin...They can call it 'Two's Company'
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Welcome and great post! Where to start....my favorite Suzanne Somers story, she told Howard Stern a looong time ago that she was a bed-wetter, so when she first got married she couldn't sleep well because she was afraid she would wet the bed. Then she actually DID one night but 'luckily' they had a young child, so she got the kid and carried to bed so her husband would think the child wet the bed. I'm not judging her for that and I thought it was hilarious she admitted it on national radio, just thought I would share. That spinoff 75 years later sounds awful. So it will probably do really well in America.
ReplyDeleteWelcome and great post! Where to start....my favorite Suzanne Somers story, she told Howard Stern a looong time ago that she was a bed-wetter, so when she first got married she couldn't sleep well because she was afraid she would wet the bed. Then she actually DID one night but 'luckily' they had a young child, so she got the kid and carried to bed so her husband would think the child wet the bed. I'm not judging her for that and I thought it was hilarious she admitted it on national radio, just thought I would share. That spinoff 75 years later sounds awful. So it will probably do really well in America.
ReplyDeleteYeah she is a dolt !
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