On the outside I look like any other normal cracker, someone
who should belong to a country club, be playing polo and sporting a name like
Biff, but on the inside is where the monster creeps.
Now don’t be alarmed, when I say monster I don’t mean an
evil monster like Dracula, the Wolfman or Casey Anthony, but something more
along the lines of Taz from Looney Tunes, wouldn’t hurt a fly and no one understands
what the poop he is saying.
My mind is crazy, it needs to be put in a straightjacket and
locked away in an insane asylum, never to see the light of day again. There is
no method to its madness, it likes to laugh when others frown, it finds humor in
things that others see as taboo it thinks up wild and crazy things out of the
blue and for no reason whatsoever, it just doesn’t belong in our tight butt
society.
I can’t control it either, it marches to the beat of its own
drum, it’s like one of those obnoxious little Chihuahua dogs, speaking of which; I bet it would look fabo in the
handbag of a hot blonde, not trying to be boastful I’m just being honest.
Let’s just say if my mind was a magazine it would be a cross
between Mad and the National Enquirer with a little bit of Playboy thrown in
too, just because you know, I am a man (Tim the Tool Man grunt) and it would
come complete with crazy stories, off-the-wall humor and sticky pages.
Don’t get me wrong I do love the little booger but I also know
what’s best for humanity, the world isn’t ready for him…it…Bob…I’m not really
sure how to refer to it, I’ve talked it over with the voices in my head but we
just couldn’t figure it out.
What shall I do, should I sniff some glue with the hopes it
will screw up my brain and leave me all boring and humorless like so many other
people walking around today, should I find the closest pool and leap in head first
without looking beforehand, should I only watch PBS and CNN…what the poop is one
to do.
MJM
Love it! Great photo too! :-)
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ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the support kind sir...I really appreciate it. I have been around...still up to no good...and spreading my nonsense like butter baby.
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