I must have broken thirteen mirrors while standing under a ladder and while holding up an umbrella I opened up inside as I crossed paths with a black cat in a past life...because if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
I feel as if my life was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
I feel as if my life was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
In other words, when I'm done eating my Chinese food I get a misfortune cookie.
My heritage is Irish, but I can tell you for sure that I certainly do not have their luck...and thankfully, I do not have their appetite for alcohol either...because with my luck the way it is, I would be drinking like a fish...drowning my sorrows away.
Sometimes I feel as if I'm Wile E Coyote and life is the Road Runner...no matter how hard I try to catch the prize, I'm stuck with Acme products and always end up going KA-BOOM when all is said and done!
You've heard of the midas touch...well I have the shitas touch...everything I touch turns to crap!
I don't know what I would do if things ever went off without a hitch.
MJM
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