Thursday, April 11, 2013

“Men Who Cosplay...on the Next MJM”

When guys do it, it’s creepy and sad, on the other hand though, when chicks do it, it’s sexy and hot, well that is unless the chick is shaped like the Kool-Aid man then she fits in with the guys.

When a chick dresses up as her favorite video game character or superhero it’s attractive, but when a dude busts out in some green tights and pointy ears claiming to be Link (Zelda), it’s just depressing...and scary.


I hope to God that these guys are doing this with the hopes of picking up chicks and not really pretending to be these people, because that’s just crazy. Now I’m not trying to crap in anyone’s toybox here, but the whole pretending to be someone else phase should have passed right around the time you found out Santa wasn’t real…not hating, just saying.  


Oh yeah, you dudes who like to wear makeup and dress in all black, I got news for you, you’re just playing dress up too. This is just another example of something the woman can do that guys can’t, so just deal with it and move on. You’re not scary and considering that there are a whole bunch of you butt turds walking around you’re not an individual and/or a rebel either, again not hating, just saying.

I don’t care if you’re a wannabe vampire, one of those so-called goth/emo people and/or even one of those insane clown posse followers, you’re just nuts. If you really want to wear makeup that’s fine, just go ask your mom for some pointers, because believe it or not there are more colors than just black and white, some of which may actually help with that milky white complexion of yours.


You guys just need to learn to talk to women, trust me they’ll appreciate a nice conversation with a well-dressed man more than they will speaking with someone who is dressed up like a Klingon speaking in some insane made-up language. Sure, you may come across a woman who finds it cute and adorable at first, but with time she will get annoyed and if you don’t knock it the frack off you will find all your action figures (aka dolls) in the microwave.

Okay men, and I use that term loosely, you need stop playing dress up and just appreciate the chicks who are just like the rest of us men...and lesbians.

There is nothing wrong with being a fan of a particular band, superhero, video game, etc. but you don’t need to revolve your life around it. Remember, these people get paid lots of money to do these things, you on the other hand, just look like a complete fool.

Now if it’s Halloween (or maybe even a convention) then have at it, let your freak flag fly high and proud, otherwise stay in doors with all that nonsense.


MJM

16 comments:

  1. I think cosplaying should be restricted to events or Halloween, lol. Anyone, regardless of sex, who cosplays as part of their 'normal life' and walks around in public like that for no reason, is just asking for problems. It's hard enough to be a nerd without the extra special cases ruining it for us daily!

    ~RM

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    1. So very true…and I couldn’t have said it any better myself…but hot chicks who cosplay should be okay all year round…they are just so gosh darn cute.

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  2. This was great, MJM! Nicely done. Can't wait for all the cosplay guys to start hating in the comments! Oh, and I shared it around a little. ;)

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    1. Thank you very much…you were my inspiration…not that you cosplay or anything crazy like that…but you brought up the topic.

      Thanks for helping me spread the word…and my nonsense…you freaking rock.

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  3. Cosplay - that's a new word for me. I'm with you, it's a bit creepy to see grown men in costumes when it's not Halloween or on the set of a movie. But I disagree that it's ok for women, although based on the photos in your post, I can see why you'd approve! If I looked like the chick in the red, I may dress like that everyday too!

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    1. admit…it is crazy…for men and women both…but women just pull it off so well. By the way…the chick in red is Wonder Woman…and needless to say, there’s no wondering if she is a woman.

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  4. Ahhh, too funny! Okay, the boys in black make up and piercings just scare me. But there's something cute about a guy's fluffy gut all clung to his superhero costume, it's like "Aw, look, the chunky guy's trying to be a super hero". Besides when you have that cute little fluffy gut to look at you don't have to feel like a weirdo gawking at their package.

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  5. Thanks girl…you know I always appreciate your feedback…especially when it’s positive.

    I think the boys in black makeup and piercing scare everybody…you are not alone on this one.

    Something cute about a fat guy in a superhero costume…are you drunk…were you abused as a child or something.

    By the way…when did fat become fluffy…did I miss something?

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  6. Oh my GOd! A man who makes sense. I have died and gone to the Insane Asylum!!! Whawhooo

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    1. Yeah...I do this crazy little thing called...thinking. I know it's a bad habit...I'm trying to stop it...but it's hard.

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  7. Holy F@CKYguacamole, new best friend. This sh!t is priceless. I just changed my swears in case I ended up in the land of banned spam forever. Hilarious stuff. (stuff? not my word, my no-swear 'cause stupid span-banners)

    And also? I'm crying because I would have rocked the ____ out of a superhero costume back in my day. now? not so much. *SNIFF*

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    2. Hey young lady…watch your mouth…there are kids here in these blogs. Only playing…I know what you mean about those stupid spam filters…they always got to be ruining someone’s good time…darn them to heck…that’s what I say!

      Oh c’mon…we all know you still got it going on like the funky cold medina…who are you trying to fool. We may all seem short bus around here…but we’re actually pretty slick.

      By the way...what costume are you talking about rocking...the Wonder Woman or the Spider-man?

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  9. Why is other people having fun any of your biz? It is a FREE country. There sure are worse things that people could be doing...like criticizing people they don't know. Everybody gets their chance to live in this world....the unsecure sit around making fun of people out there doing something. Not everyone is handsome or beautiful. The world needs less sarcasim, snobs and hate....and more understanding and kindness. Who the hell will care 100 years from now?

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    1. Hey None...thanks for replying.

      I'm not hating on people who cosplay...to each their own...I personally just think it's a little creepy. Well that's not entirely true, because if it's a hot chick then it's sexy.

      I know exactly what you mean about not everyone being handsome or beautiful, I look like Sloth from the Goonies for gosh darn sakes, but I don't see how that has anything to do with people cosplaying or not.

      Yes it is a FREE country...that is why I have the right to say what I want and feel the way I do.

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